Score: 10

"I propose a cross promotion!"

submission: The Nut Job (part 1)

date: January 20, 2008

I propose your squirrells vs my Beaver and Penguin in a winner take all battle!

Score: 10

"Twas enjoyed"

submission: Hippie Home Video

date: October 27, 2007

I enjoyed this muchly, just one little critique... just something i would have done which is to try and have a little more going on in ze background. There was lines to that song that could of had some animation to em.

But yes... twas quite teh enjoyabubble

Score: 10

"Better than ze first."

submission: Animator vs. Animation II

date: March 18, 2007

This is single handedly the best flash movie on newgrounds. With this submission you have simply pumped me full of fantastic until i sexploded.

Score: 9

"Heh heh, you got my number one vote"

submission: WadeFulp: Internet Badass

date: December 8, 2005

Dude i was laughing, i was really starting to love this movie wen it ended. It should be longer, the start was absolutely piss funny, you could almost combine this with the star syndicates "Wade Im coming home" and make it like some weird fucking musical. But anyway, this was still better than that, and this is why you shall be getting number one preference for ze money! You better win

Score: 10

"Dude..."

submission: Armchair Games - Redux

date: October 24, 2005

this fuckign kicks arse. This is game is aweshome

Score: 10

"Well you know watever"

submission: The Movie

date: July 11, 2005

I believe this movie symbolises the eternal struggle of man against the machine yall. If i had a dime for everytime i time i rhymed, id be 83 by now. My best friend is a butcher and he has 16 knives. She was Catatonic, sexy, love joy diver. STELLA! OH STELLA! Hows the weather in france? Cold? Like Ya Mamas bed? No not that cold.

Score: 0

"Steve... sounds a lot like... Shteve?"

submission: Steve!

date: June 24, 2005

...i know wat you did

...oh i know!

...im not angry

...just dissapointed

Score: 0

"What are you gay?"

submission: story of a loser

date: May 24, 2005

You are not only a loser but a girl, so you are now a galooza. A lot like a hullabalooza but a different meaning and in no relevance to this review.
Why did u not punch him back? WHY? Havent u seen revenge of the nerds, stand up for yourself man. What are you a doormat? your a doormat arent you? Your eyes are buttons your heads full of stuffing you have no thumbs your a doorstop. You thought you could attack him with your intelligence. PAH! This is the same reason why patrick wont win our election. Anyway nice movie i hope you make more of them

Score: 1

"That music... god damn"

submission: Skeeball

date: May 12, 2005

WAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? THAT MUSIC! Oh fuck me, if i ever see u do anything like that again... i will insert that skeeball in a place where skeeball should not be inserted

Score: 7

"Here we go again"

submission: F-16 Steel Fighter Zero

date: May 11, 2005

This is another flash thing that gets a high score on newgrounds basically because peopel see it and go, oh nice graphics, FIVE! But seriously this game is boring as all shit. You fly along, u shoot the same thing 80 times with no variation and then that boss... god damn, it flys from side to side and after u shoot it, u are suprised to find it exploded and then without any form of cutscene or anything telling you, you have conquered this mountain of shit u go straight back to the menu. If this had any variation in it at all it might be half decent, but dude, u put me to sleep