El-Sammo's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Armchair Games - Redux]

Dude...

this fuckign kicks arse. This is game is aweshome

[Skeeball]

That music... god damn

WAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? THAT MUSIC! Oh fuck me, if i ever see u do anything like that again... i will insert that skeeball in a place where skeeball should not be inserted

[F-16 Steel Fighter Zero]

Here we go again

This is another flash thing that gets a high score on newgrounds basically because peopel see it and go, oh nice graphics, FIVE! But seriously this game is boring as all shit. You fly along, u shoot the same thing 80 times with no variation and then that boss... god damn, it flys from side to side and after u shoot it, u are suprised to find it exploded and then without any form of cutscene or anything telling you, you have conquered this mountain of shit u go straight back to the menu. If this had any variation in it at all it might be half decent, but dude, u put me to sleep

[Interactive Buddy v.1.01]

It bored me

It was fun for the first... say 5 minutes and then i got bored and began to hate it more and more until i broke the computer and then repaired it with some tree bark and some fishing line borrowed from Mr Hale... anyway I am bored because of you! I hope your happy

[Mini-Putt 3]

Tis fun

Tis a good game, when im bored i just play this

[World Table Tennis 2.0]

Meh

it sorta quenched the thirst for table tennis games but i still crave MORE! This one wasnt as good as i thought it would be. THat better not be the best there is or sam will have to make his own table tennis games with blackjack and hookers... ah forget the blackjack. ah screw the whole damn thing

[Pong Trilogy]

Pong is the Shit

Tis good, you have quenched my thirst for pong. Now if you make a game about table tennis you will be one of my favourites

[Bird Kill]

Boring

Twas shit, how this didnt get blammed i will never know, all i can say is you must have soe friends who have some pretty high experience

[The Urinal Game]

Damn you

I have played this game on another site and after playing this one i wish it was a urinal so i could pee all over it. The answers flashed up so quickly i didnt no if i got it right or not. And that trivia... you are disturbed... Anyway you are disturbed and that is why i have given you this zero