El-Sammo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Review: Alien vs Predator]

Meh, nothing great

This movie is a lot like most of the other high scoring movies. Most of the audience are hypnotised by the good graphics and clean animation when they fail to see the obvious flaws in these cartoons. In this movie, did anyone realise that sonya was really freakin annoying and the person doing the voice acting wasnt really good. It really annoyed me, i cringed every time she opened her mouth.
Secondly the actual subject matter was basically summed up by the creator of this cartoon at the end where (shudder) sonya said "How something with great potential really missed the mark". There was so much hilariously stupid about this movie that you could get everyone shitting themselves with laughter.
Now i gave this movie a 6 as it did have some funny moments in it e.g. the flipper vs lassie thing and wen the predator and the alien were playing chess but for the foremost it was pretty weak.
In my opinion the funniest thing about this was ur little side ad with the toaster but even that was put down by the voice acting of sonya.
So yeah, improve

[the Chicken Dance Tragedy]

Damn you

Why oh why couldnt this of been crap? Its below 100kbs it should be crap and i should get a free blam point but no... it made it past judgement... well done

[SF Vs MK (HR)]

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Id like to introduce you to a little friend called the loading bar. Hes a very useful invention that can be found on this site, now dont be scared it wont harm your movie just make it better

Cream-E responds:

Its 393 kb. Get yourself a new modem. Lmao.

[Biblo's "Violence"]

Lame

How is this violence excessive? It's pathetic.
This wasnt funny either, except for the bit at the end where it asked me if i wanted to play it again, i found that very funny

biblo responds:

YOU'RE FACE IS PATHETIC

[Sergeant B. Split]

What a waste of time

This sucked more ass than a porn film. Bananas? Rats? doing something with each other, this is crazy. The idea was stupid, the animation was crap, the sound was crap, the graphics were crap, apart from that nice job :)...(please disregard my last 5 words)

WARTORIOUS responds:

*Runs Sammo a cold shower*
If you want to watch a porno film there not hard to find. You could even look in the mature bit of NG.

[Mega Man vs. Quick Man]

... yeah

Yeah i watched it, and ive played mega man before, but i just didnt like it, i watched it and then i thought so what, sorry dude, just keep chuggin up that hill